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JonBenet Suicide Note Found In Bus Station Locker!
"I Learned How To Kill Myself At WWW.DISNEY.COM!" Says
6-Year-Old Beauty Queen, From Grave!
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Aliens Discovered In Tiny Pretzels!
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California Neuro-Surgeons Report Breakthrough Using New
"Like, whatever" Technology!
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Web Workers Bored Shitless! Threaten More Suicides!
Civilization Crumbles!
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Time-Warner Website Dispenses Free Heroin To 9-Year-Olds
Over Phone Lines!
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Survey Shows Human Nature Bankrupt As A Fucking Nano-bot
Sucking A Fucking Neutrino!
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Using Psycho-kinesis To Make The Asshole In Front Of You
In The Free Ticket Line Get The "Sorry, But You're Not
On The List, Loser," Treatment!
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When Roller-Coasters Collide!
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Clinton Steps Down! Ron Jeremy Appointed 46th, Or
Whatever, US President By The Supremes! Carol Doda Gets
Veep Nod!
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Kathy Acker Discovered With White Picket Fence!!
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Survey Shows Pilots Prefer Peyote For Transcontinental
Flights!
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Survey Shows Bus Drivers Prefer Angel Dust Over DMT!
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A Logie From Outer Space Ate My Dingo, Or Whatever!
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Self-Inflicted Gunshot Wounds As A Fashion Statement!
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Bullshit Talks!
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No Pain, No Pain!
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Walter Kronkite's Quadruple Bypass Spit In My Food!
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Andreessen Found Alive!!
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Disgruntled Microsoft Programmer Planted April 15th
Virus! In ALL Windows 95 Disks!
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