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Dole also promised that not only would she be the first woman president of our country, the United States, if elected, but, if elected, she would promise to never ever ever have a sex change operation or rip off her wig and scream "gotcha!" or frequently use the phrase "my big hard cock" when speaking with foreign dignitaries and heads of state.
Bush Admits Accidentally Using Cocaine ONCE, While On
Acid
Bush Admits Accidentally Taking Acid ONCE, While Drunk
Bush Accidentally Admits Getting Drunk ONCE, While On
PCP
Bush Admits Accidentally Skin Popping Angel Dust ONCE,
While On Glue
Bush Refuses Comment On Accidental DMT Usage
Bush Moves to Colombia, Likes Climate Or Something
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