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Whole World Thing Suddenly Clears
Coach Rebecca Sunnybrook, of the Sunnybrook Farms Yankees, virtually admitted as much in a statement received just yesterday in the uhhhh, you know, the office, or somewhere. "I can almost feel," Sunnybrook's statement indicated, "you know, the whole head thing world thing suddenly clearing out." Sunnybrook attributes this feeling to learning how it doesn't matter if evolution is fundamentally a piece of shit anymore. "It doesn't matter if evolution is a piece of shit anymore," she stated, "because apparently consciousness can process it any way it wants." Though this apparently means we could all be free tomorrow by just flipping a fucking switch in the brain or in DNA somewhere, somehow there's a gap where everybody momentarily or forever blanks out about it and wakes up someplace else where people are pulling off billion dollar IPOs solely on the basis of totally fabricated backstories of heroic poverty and despair and massive promotional newsgroup spam-forgeries.
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