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Top 100 Films List Compressed For Short Attention
Spans
Hollywood, CA - (June 17) -
The AFI, The American Fuck-Hollywood Institute, last
not, or night, released its all-time list of the
all-time top 100 films of all time, based mostly on who
gave who which blowjob when.
Unfortunately, since the whole list wouldn't fit into
a unit of MTV-attention-span time,
they hadda
use a sort of not totally lossless form of verbal JPEG to get it
down to the proper size.
And also possibly unfortunately, the decompression
algorithm for this flavor of verbal JPEG has not yet
been fully implemented -- if you know what I mean.
So, here is the still JPEG-compressed list, as copied
off CNN on acid (CNN was on acid -- not the list
compiler who was totally straight at the time, pending
notification of next of kin).
Top 100 Hundred Films of All
Time!!
- Citizen Psycho, In the Rain
- All Quiet on the Waterfront
- Lawrence of Chinatown
- Butch Cassidy and the Seven Dwarfs
- Bonnie and Annie Hall Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
- Doctors Strangelove and Zhivago Like It Hot
- Raging Boulevard
- Singing on the Waterfront
- It's a Wonderful Psycho Fucking Life Named Desire
- Jaws Without a Cause
- Rebel Without a Mockingbird
- To Kill Rocky
- The Sound of Wuthering
- Yankee Doodle Frankenstein
- Action Monastery
- Mr. Washington Goes to Smith
- The AFI Is A Piece of Shit, In the Rain
- Gone With the Rear Window
- High Bull
- Gone With the Lambs
- North by Northwest Side Story
- Gone With the Midnight Noon Cowboy Doctor
- The Manchurian Taxi Connection Named Desire
- Gone With the Sunset on the Waterfront in the Rain
- Midnight Basketball Cowboy
- The Wizard of Wrath on the River Kwai
- The Grapes of Indemnity
- From Here to the Sierra Madre to Washington by
Streetcar
- Close Encounters of the Lambs on the Bounty
- Mutiny on the Stagecoach
- Snow White and the Sundance Kid
- Bringing Up Duck Soup
- It's a Wonderful Apocalypse
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