So blah blah blah, as follows: (Note: blah blah blah the vulgar purpose of design.)

1. Missionary Position: Impossible

An actor, Tom Cruise, blah blah blah.

An actress named something else, blah blah blah.

2. Mission Proctological

An object, in this case a proctoscope, blah blah blah all the many proctos they have, you know, scoped.

3. Pissin' Impossible

An image of an actor, Bruce Willis or Puff Daddy, blah blah blah, "the magic" of Hollywood.

4. Miss Impossible

An actor plays a woman. Blah blah blah.

5. Fishin' Illogical

A buncha 'nuff said.