Friday, March 13, 1998
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Jones Details Lesbian Sex In Cheap Hotel Room

Wash, DC - (Mar 13) - Apparently, according to Newsweek or Jerry Falwell or somebody, there was some kinda Paula Jones legal supreme court grand jury or whatever type thing today, where like some deposition or indictment or response to a motion to dismiss kinda thing, or whatever was given or taken, and so, apparently, somebody said something to a judge or jury or panel of judges, or somebody gave some court guy or somebody some legal document or something and this is what either they or it said:

In May 1991, or whenever, Paula Jones entered then Governor Clinton's hotel room at the Excelsior Hotel in Little Rock, Arkansas and said to then Governor Clinton:

"ARE YOU LOOKING FOR LESBIAN BONDAGE, LESBIAN ORGIES, LESBIAN FETISH, LESBIAN TOYS, STRAIGHT BONDAGE, STRAIGHT FETISH, CROSSING GENRES, FUCKING, SUCKING, EATING OUT, AND ALL OF THOSE?"

Then Governor Clinton then dropped his pants and said:

"No! You trailer-trash, big-hair moron. I want 5 girl action with bondage-straight-orgy-showers and fetish pics, 4 girl action with bondage-straight-orgy-showers and fetish pics, 1 boy-girl-girl thing, two single girl things in bondage fetish and straight, and one boy girl doing straight bondage and fetish pics.

"And I want Southern Sexy Sluts in provocative poses wearing the latest in Latex, Leather and Bondage Gear from all over the world.

"And if I don't get it fast, you're not gettin' no damn flowers on Secretary's Day."

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