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CNN anchors get new hip-hop names; Judy Woodruff now DJ
Judy
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ABC follows CNN lead; Peter Jennings changes name to DJ Peter Jennings
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NBC follows ABC lead; "Nightly News" becomes "In the House w/ DJ Fuckmaster"
