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Politician, Blow Thy Self
Washingham, DC - (Feb 2) - In the wake of the aftermath of allegations of alleged obstruction of injustice as regards improprieties of the improper organ-orifice kind and subornation of prejudice or proffers of a munity in the instance of the so-called Fellate-Gate, the so-called "American people" have responded in the following way to the following questions posed by our crack team of crack-addled presidential pole takers who talked straight to the rudimentary boys about the manic member with rampant eyes. 1. Opinion of Monica Lewinsky
She should use a different shampoo .... 49%
Why don't you shut the fuck up? ... 37% Hey, shut the fuck up! .................. 40%
In his socks................ 35% In Socks..................... 35%
A can of aerosol mock semen-splatter ...... 25% The salami ............................................. 40%
Covering up for Jerry Fallwell's six-pack a dildoes... 35% Just another organ donor....................................... 35%
Lame ................... 69% Infantile......... ...... 69%
The budget NEVER would've been balanced ............22% Human "civilization" would have ended ................... 55%
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