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Moron-Proof Stairway Fails Crucial Test Run
Even this professional "utter fucking moron" can outwit the so-called moron-proof
stairway, developped by the Department of Defense at a cost of $85 Billion.
Anderson AFB, CO, (Aug 1) - The moron-proof jetliner stairway, designed to protect the US from embarassment in the event that its so-called "president" has to walk down a flight of stairs during a nuclear attack, and also happens to be a fucking moron, today, blah blah blah.
According to an airport spokesperson, "Yeah. Like, whatever, dude."
Keywords: Like, whatever, dude, thermonuclear missile defense.
[MSHT #13] posted: 8.1.06 previous Copyright (c) 2006 by HC
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